Meet The Losers
A term of endearment in our household. The losers are us, our family.
Loser 1 = me. Hey there. You can call me Shan. I’m really not great at writing about myself. But I am the head of this “crazy” household. My pronouns are they/them/theirs. My age should not matter.
Loser #2 = Kid K. Pronouns are He/Him/His. Age 15. He enjoys never taking long walks in the park or anywhere. He likes videogames, but not fortnight.
Loser #3 = Chris. Pronouns are He/Him/His. Age 13. Chris loves Tae Kwon Do. He also loves candy. I often wonder if he had to choose between candy and his family, how exactly we would suffer while enjoyed his Jolly Ranchers. He also enjoys video games. (Not fortnight)
Loser #4 = Kimcat. Pronouns are She/Her/Hers. Age 10. Kimcat loves cats. Kimcat does not have a cat due to Kid K’s severe allergy to everything. (Insert upset kid K gif here) Kimcat enjoys drawing, playing video games (not fortnight), and has been experimenting with creating music.
Loser #5 = Lil’ Luke. Pronouns unknown, using he/him/his until told otherwise because I’m not sure how else to handle that. Age 3. Lil Luke is also known as lil demon. He is a vibrant, constantly moving, problem solving child. He currently loves Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood, The Wiggles, and Sesame Street.
From these descriptions, we look like a pretty average family. And we are. Because we are human. But this mixed up family has faced some unusual challenges. We would like to share some of these challenges with others, but we do not want these challenges to be the focus of our family blog. They will come up occasionally though.
Thanks for meeting the losers!